DAC Episode 300: The Random Canon #28 - Joe vs The Volcano (1990)

Once upon a time, God in his lassitude made a John Patrick Shanley. Shanley looked around and called to God.

“What is my purpose?” Shanley asked.

“Go make movies, Shanley,” God said, shooing Shanley away.

“What?” Shanley said. “You created me to make movies and left me alone in this desolate universe? Just for that, I’ll make the most annoying, uneven, perversely enjoyable movies the world has ever seen!”

“Yeah, you do that,” God said. “I’m just making Pogs. Ha ha, Pogs”.

So Shanley made Joe vs The Volcano. One day God will watch it and perceive the magnitude of His folly.