Possible Hot Takes on Logan

Logan Is Really About Water Usage Rights. And It's Wrong.

From the Back of the Limo: Top 12 Slightly Lousy Dystopias Where Middle-class White People Would Still Do Just Fine

Does Logan Signal a Death Blow for the Adamantium-enrobed Skeleton Industry (And What Will Big Skeleton Do)?

Sure Logan Was Great, But How Much Cooler Would It Have Been with a Pan Flute Soundtrack?

Should the Titular Role in Logan Have Been Given to Danny Glover? Well How About Donald Glover? Okay Then, What's John Glover Up To?

Logan Depicts Human Experimentation on Children Like It's a Bad Thing. It Isn't.

7 Movies Where Heroes Protected a Giant Tire (#3 Will Surprise You! Because it's Goodfellas)

Okay, Maybe Not an Entire Soundtrack of Pan Flute Music, But What if Caliban Played a Pan Flute and Used it to Soothe Professor Xavier to Sleep Every Night?

Logan Proves that Shane Would Be a Much Better Movie if The Boy Had Been a Screaming Mutant Child with Metal Claws

It's Time to Reassess Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Let's Talk About a Version of Logan where Caliban Dresses Up in Green Velvet Robes and Occasionally Interrupts the Action to Sing About the Plot and Play that Pan Flute We All Agree Would Make a Great Addition to the Movie

Logan Is So Good That It's Not a Comic Book Movie. It's a Movie for Every Dying Superhuman Mutant who Has to Take Care of Patrick Stewart in an Upended Water Tower in a Dystopian Future.

No Spoilers, But We Have Got To Talk About That Scene Where a Senile Professor X Tries to Play a Pan Flute, Gets Frustrated, Unleashes a Psionic Wave that Obliterates Nevada